Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19
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cheese
:cheese:
`cheese`
(cheese)
im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls hello cheese
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...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.
"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."
"what??"
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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked
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The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
โBro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the olโ Shelby compression test!โ
โBud, youโre sickโ
โYeah, bet she doesnโt try that shit againโ
In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.
I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!