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A family member has tested positive for Covid-19

A hangover

Boris Johnson is isolating in Downing street as a family member has tested positive for covid-19

by Javid-19 January 13, 2022

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im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls

cheese
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im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls hello cheese

by you have been gnomed April 9, 2021

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We noticed you are using a browser we have not tested

...or similar message. An unprofessional statement made at a fortune 500 company's website while using the latest version of Internet Explorer.

"we noticed you are using a browser we have not tested."

"what??"

by someone u used to love... April 11, 2013

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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

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should i go study my history and science i have a test tomorrow and im so fucked

by tofuwithlettuce October 10, 2023

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Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

โ€œBro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the olโ€™ Shelby compression test!โ€

โ€œBud, youโ€™re sickโ€

โ€œYeah, bet she doesnโ€™t try that shit againโ€

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021


passed the test

In other words, you farted out da vaporous by-products of da experimental medicine dat was administered to you.

I took a big swallow of da newly-invented elixir dat da hippie-medicine guru gave me to see if it would help my stomach-bloating, and then emitted humongous clouds of sulfurous methane soon afterwards, so I guess I "passed the test" with flying colors!

by QuacksO March 1, 2020