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top hat

Jonny/Condom/Rubber Sock/Sperm Sanctuary/Baby Barrier/Love Butter Eradicator

Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!

Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!

by Single Dad 10 Kids August 3, 2010

18πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Top Shelf

Verb - The act of dropping a steaming dump into the water tank of a toilet. It's very important to replace the tank cover and leave the room as if nothing happened. Each future flush will reinvigorate the stench of slowly eroding water tank dump.

Frat Guy 1, "Did you end up fighting those guys at that party last night?"

Frat Guy 2, "Naw, I top shelfed those bastards... they'll be smelling that fudge for weeks!"

by vandyu97 February 19, 2009

18πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Top Bunk

Fingering your own butthole

Person 1: "Yo, you here about that kid who top bunked it at ski camp?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, that is just gross! I hope he washed his hand after"

by therealsmack November 21, 2012

32πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Passive-Top

Passive Top
A sexual identity where a gay male who typically identifies and performs as a top will allow to be penile penetrated by a dominant top, or by pegging, or by sex toys (dildos). A passive top will also allow to be penetrated while simultaneously penile penetrating (a male, female). Passive tops can also be considered β€œverse” or versatile but the term is more fitting for a male who is always a top unless there is a total β€œdom” top involved.

A passive-top will always top except for when having sex with a dom-top

by BlueRocker22 December 25, 2021

30πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Choc top

A homosexual after having sex with his partner.

Partner1 - WOW! I got a choc top!

Partner2 - I feel so Fudged right now.

by Someone you don't know... :D April 6, 2003

16πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Top or bottom?

Top or bottom, mainly used for asking someone if they're dominant or submissive.

Person 1: Hey, are you top or bottom?
Person 2: I'm usually bottom.

by Gaybinch August 6, 2017

189πŸ‘ 260πŸ‘Ž


Top G

Emory Andrew Tate III, a Bugatti owner who does kickboxing, breathes air, and smokes a cigar. Tate, and his cousin, Tristan Tate, are famously known for kickboxing. Tate also makes a lot of money of which he flexes a lot online. Tate currently lives in Romania and is banned from big platforms on social media ( such as TikTok, instagram, twitter etc.) for his previous content of extreme masculinity and disrespect on women. (Tristan Tate is not banned as he did not publish such content) However Tate's content, quotes and ideas are still widely spread on social media platforms as his supporters/fans would post his content online.

Andrew Tate is also famously known for the quotes below:
"I've had mixed reviews on the colour, some people said they like it, some people said they don't like it, and I said: What colour is your Bugatti?"
"Breathe air! aggressively You don't need a vape. ... I mean, I smoke cigars but I know what the f**k am I doing. Give me a big fat cigar, I am risking cancer to look like a mafia boss. Fine. I am not sitting there smoking cigars and going "I can't believe this is bad for me", not like these f**king vape, b******t children. And what kind of parent lets their 16-year-old vape anyway."
"My unmatched perspicacity coupled with my sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour."

He drives a Bugatti, breathes air, doesn't vape, smokes a cigar, he is surely a Top G.

by some random asian kid November 16, 2022

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž