Chicago Bean

When you lick someone's sweaty gooch.

May I give you a Chicago bean?

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Sean Bean

A great actor who will die in every appearance of movie or game. For example "James Bond: Goldeneye", "Game of Thrones" and "DOOM"

Don't be Sean Bean, You don't die in this one!

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Bean Poppin’

Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.

Rachel and Ashley were bean poppin’ last night.

I could hear Rachel bean poppin’ in the bathtub.

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Fiddle the Bean

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

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Slick bean

Also called a "bean head"

Term used for anyone whose head resembles the shape of a baked bean, black bean, or any bean of that sort.

"Dang man, Ray Allen has a slick bean."

Meaning- Ray Allen's head is shiny and looks like a baked bean.

That little kid has a slick bean.

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baldy bean

When a girl is licking your balls and you are gentleman enough to make a batch of baked beans so she doesn't have to suffer from the taste of your sweaty ball sweat. It acts as a "chaser" in a way so she doesn't have to swollow gross ball sweat and instead eat some tasty beans.

Jake: "dude this bitch was slobbing on my nuts last night."
Steve: "did you make her some beans?"
Jake: "why the fuck would I do that?"
Steve: "bro it's common courtesy. You gotta give her a baldy bean so she doesn't have the ball sweat taste on her mouth.

Jake: "why doesn't she just get some listerine or brush her teeth?"
Steve: "fuck you."

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sweetish beans

REALLY REALLY REALLY FREAKIN COOL
this is what you say when you are so excited by somethings coolness, that you could crap your pants

Brandon: DUDE, i just got a 360! ITS REALLY SWEETISH BEANS

Corey: I GOT ONE TOO, IT IS THE MOST SWEETISH BEANS THING EVER!!!!!!

Harry: ME TOO, AHHHHHH ITS SOO SWEETISH BEANS

Kyle: Im a fag, i wish i had something sweetish beans, and that i could make my own opinion on music...

Joey: Im not cool enough to say that anymore, and im not cool enough to stick with my friends and listen to corey's advice

Brandon, Harry and Corey: NOPE YOU ARE NOT SWEETISH BEANS!!!!

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