Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert

Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.

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ben wallace

a great basketball player. best on defensive, mad large afro, plays for teh detroit pistons. Scary as hell. Last mother fucker i would want to see in a alley by myself, though outside basketball is a very nice person. Said to be able to curl like 400 pounds, though i don't belive it.

Ben wallace is a damn good basketball player

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ben folds

A very VERY fabulous alternative piano rocker whose new album, Songs For Silverman, is completely and TOTALLY amazing. He has been called our generation's Elton John - but I think he's better, personally.

Ben Folds songs that everyone should download:
Gracie
Landed
There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
Zak and Sara
Gone
and, well, every other Ben Folds song out there.

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ben dover

A common name used in a crank call.

"Hello, I'm looking for a man whose last name is Dover, first name Ben."
"Just one second... Hey, is there a Ben Dover here? Hey, Ben Dover!"
"With pleasure, lunchmeat!"
"Ahhhh!"
"Hahahahah"
"Listen here, you punk. If I ever find out where you live, you are going to have a belly full of rusty knives."

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Ben Affleck

One who begins saying their lines while another is attempting to deliver their's.

"this one will take you further down the...."

"WHOA!"

(off script) "Now who's the Ben Affleck?"

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ben dovar

To complete a task without checking your own work and it ends up screwing your co-worker(s).

John: Leo moved the network servers and didn't tell anyone. He's not here today so everyone is yelling at me!

Marcus: Sorry dude.... Leo just "ben dovar" you!

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ben bau

Wilcoxian for "Its been in my butt hole!"

DuWayne:"Hey dude, U have a pencil?"

Wilcox:"Yeah, ben bau!"

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