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A Whole Child Ago

A phrase to describe an event that has 18 years or more ago.

"Wow..it's hard to believe he died almost a whole child ago."

by MysteriousCanteloupe November 20, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Soulless Child of the night

A Soulless Child of the night is another name for a ginger, reffering to the fact that they cannot go out into the sun for fear of burning their pale skin, and that they have no souls.

Ginger: Whats a Soulless Child of the night?
everyone who isnt a ginger: you are idiot.

by Endeavourpride November 6, 2011

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Only Child Syndrome

Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.

Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?

Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.

by The better Anonymous January 15, 2018

20πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


child's ren

Random living objects belonging to children who have died within the last six months.

The mother was shocked as several tons of child's ren flew out of the room after the funeral.

by TheUltimateJaywalker October 4, 2016

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


child birth

When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.

Wow child birthat is great.

by Doggylicker69 February 25, 2018

1πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sponsor Child

:D happiest kid alive, also goes by the name of Daniel. Tends to come off as a nice boy. But can be a total playaaaa!

Look at that smile daniel! have you been sponsored?! are you now a sponsor child!?

by lalalyssa August 7, 2009

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


street child

An incredibly handsome individual who dresses well and is loved by all

Courtney: "Oh hot DAMN! Adam is a fine street child"

by ThatDOOD February 17, 2015

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž