Random
Source Code
Random
when a person has cum over them and just get sexed again
I cream crackered shannon last night
38👍 288👎
Coochie Cream is a type of cream women put on their vagina, to attempt making it smell better. Often times, they over use the cream and the smell is overwhelming. On some occasions, places they have sat reeks of coochie cream even after they are long gone. In some rare occurrences, places they have sat gets covered in the cream. Some guys have been known to use coochie cream as a lube, when no Vaseline is available.
Axel Rose brought a groupie backstage, and as he was about to have sex with her, he smelled the coochie cream.
9👍 52👎
when someone is giving a guy head and they spit the cum back onto his dick then lick it off again
Guy 1- so how did that tinder date go last night?
Guy 2- she did a cream pop on me... it was awesome!!!!
Guy 1- wow you're fuckin' lucky man!
1👍 2👎
Sexual act utilizing honey dust. A man ejaculates on his partners face. He then launches a palmful of honey dust at their face, overhand, resulting in a burst of sweet powder. He then licks his partners antiqued face.
"Hey, stop at the sex toy shop. I wanted to get some Kama Sutra dust and have myself a Cream & Sugar."
2👍 3👎
Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.
Must be performed by a nerd.
Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.
1👍 2👎
When a guy ejaculates into a vagina or anus, and then proceeds to shit on his/her chest.
"A girl asked me for a Boston Cream the other day, so I took her to the back and gave her one."
1👍 2👎
the release by authority of sex wee most commonly in the face of a servile bint
especially whilst fawnicating with a prostitute or female of similar social status... possibly a girlfriend that will obey this special rule of spunking combat
GUY 1 'did you see your whore last night?'
GUY 2 'yeh, I covered her face with man cream'
GUY 1 'Dude that's pure cream endorsement'
1👍 2👎