An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“
The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.
This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ
࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish
“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce”
Gooning to oneself, ones self image, or something of ones character.
Bro I'm mad ego gooning atm I went crazy over how fire I am bro im such a long atm
Poop Goon, or Poop Gooning, is the act of holding in ones poop for as long as possible, until you have to take such an enormous shit that you reach goon state from pooping.
When you finally release this huge amount of poop, the feeling is so releaving. Some people might even describe it as orgasmic
It is comparable to edging your penis so hard, that you reach goon state.
Involuntary poop gooning can also occur, when you simply have no acces to a toilet.
“I needed to poop in the train but the toilet was occupied, so I decided to poop goon for a few hours and the shit was amazing”
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John: “Dude I need to poop so bad, can I use your toilet?”
Ricky: “Hell naw dude, just poop goon for a few hours and go at your own place, believe me the shit will be euphoric”
This is an more accurate alternative nickname for Marvel Rivals players who play Moon Knight.
Damn, that Goon knight is really doing nothing right now.
It's a phone that is completely set up for porn activities. It has sorted bookmarks on various web sites usually e621 also got weird wallpapers with furry porn n cloud access to dozens folders with any kind of stuff yk
- What are you gonna do with old phone?
- Gotta turn it into Gone - Goon phone one uwu
a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown