ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

ur mum

someone i fucked

thats right, im that kid from xbox 360 10 years ago bitch

me: i CBTed ur mum

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

ur mum

Your hot mum that comes to my house every night for adult playtime 😩

Me: I’m having a kid with ur mum
You: WTF

Ur mum

Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you

Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

ur mum is sus she went to the body shop

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.