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When you don’t have much to do and decide to start looking up a few sexual innuendos from UD that you can work into your daily conversations.
“69” and “That’s what she said” are hilarious, but they just aren’t fresh anymore. I need to have a nice little Tuesday to up my game and learn some new stuff like “hot tub” and “moose knuckle”.
BE NICE TO HAYDEN DAY IS ON FEBRUARY 3RD IF YOU ARE MEAN TO HAYDEN ON THIS DAY FUCK YOU :)))))
Anna: Hayden is such a bitch
Nina: You can’t say that, it’s be nice to Hayden day.
An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!
Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.
Catholics who care more about other people's feeling then souls.
Most Catholics who are in hell are from the Church of nice Bishops.
a low key way of saying "let's fuck" without just coming out and saying it.
Kelsey: Nice Socks
Brendan:Thanks😉
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A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.
Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay
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Two in the poo and One in the Goo. An opposite of the shocker.
She was bored with the shocker so I stepped it up and gave her the Mr. Nice Guy. She didn't think it was so nice!
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