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Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.
Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.
When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...
Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone
joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship
kevin~..... cries.....
Position assumed while jerking off, where one must their hand on the wall for physical support.
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
A cheap but very good tasting vodka that is the perfect handle for excessive drinking and beating your kids .
"Let's bool I got some three olives vodka."