Weak Ass Penis. Modern Aussie slang created by Celia Wilkins.
Literally meaning Worship And Prayer, WAP is a respected icon in Christian Churches all throughout the world. The Acronym WAP is mostly seen in churches carved into crosses or plastered on walls. If your church does not include WAP symbolism, your church is fake.
Before we eat dinner kids, we must WAP for our lord and saviour jesus
Jason: I got some WAP
Zack: cool, I though you were a bo-
*Zack gets trampled by an army of weaponised assault penguins*