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Whenever you take a dump into someone's dryer before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the drying (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the French Cyclone.
Man 1: Dude, when Sam was drying his clothes, I dropped him a Kansas Dust Storm into his dryer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D
Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!
Man 1: I know!
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Doing a line off of somebody's ass
Dust your pumpkin I.e. Ass snortin
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To completely rid yourself of the nuisance of someone else's presence. This often involves beating the proverbial, living sh*t out of said nuisance, or putting their corpse six feet under--whichever is preferred in order to achieve the desired result. You may substitute names, proper nouns of gender, and mix names, proper nouns, and expletives to ensure the proper result of your speech.
He spilled all my liquor! I'm about to dust him off!
Mr. Officer, he ran the red light and hit my brand new truck! He's lucky I didn't dust his ass off!
If I hear that this trick is trying to keep me away from my kids, I'm gonna have to dust her off!
Don't be mad because she chose me! You know the rules! Keep acting up, and I'm gonna dust yo' ass off!
Bro, I'm surprised you let Jenna get away with stealing all your money. If I were you, I would've dusted that bitch off!
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Originated in Scotland in 1939 by couple under the influence of crack cocaine. The girl takes a 12 minute climb to the top of the house. Places her kiester at the top of the chimney. The male is rooted at the base with a Viagra induced stiffy. The girl proceeds slide down the chimney, ass out, aiming to spark intercourse. Neither partner with lube on
Me and Carole got bored last night so I treated her with some yellow chimney dust
It's like the word bullshit. When you do not agree with a situation and your gonna call bullshit on the situation at hand.
What kind of fairy fuck dust is this?
Person 1: Asks person 2 to buy something from the store which is a specific item.
Person 2: I got you that thing that you needed while I was shopping.
Person. 1: This is not what I asked for! What kinda fairy fuck dust is this?
When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.
On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.
That powder, snow, blow, coke.
Sherry needed two for five on that Alaskan broom dust