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When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
Bourgeoisie rednecks is a derogatory term chiefly, but not exclusively, applied to white Americans who largely tend to be crass and unsophisticated. The term is closely associated with urban whites of the rust belt states who attempt to act higher in the socio-economic status than they really are.
While Bourgeoisie rednecks are cultural decedents of rednecks of the antebellum south, they have assimilated with black redneck culture - as such they tend to listen to gangsta rap music, wear Nike attire, and use the word 'nigga' in an affectionate manner. Bourgeoisie rednecks are politically conflicted, on the one hand they want all the free handouts of the government (welfare, food stamps, section 8 housing, etc) to supplement their lifestyle but on the other hand they know better and understand how ghetto it is to rely on the government.
What truly creates their own distinct cultural entity from your run-of-the-mill redneck is the desire to project an image of refined cultural affluence, or even in some instances societal superiority by means of extravagance purchases as a means displaying their affluence. They will make extravagant purchases to seem like they made it and may even talk about how they are only a few credits away from graduating from college. Everything they do is simply a ruse to make others believe they are doing better than what they are.
stop the bourgeoisie redneck we all know you haven't paid your electric bill in 6 months.
you're such a bourgeoisie redneck, just go to college.
It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise
(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH
When a male sticks his penis in another man's throat and face fucks him so furiously that the bottom of the 2nd man's neck becomes red
someone who likes hunting fishing mudding and everything else outdoors
a redneck that likes hunting fishing mudding and everything else outside