A strange person who tends to talk in a monotone voice and stare dumbly at things and people. He acts like a lobotomy patient. He has clearly dyed black hair, blue colored contacts, and no belly button. His girlfriend always looks suicidal and talks in short sentences.
Amanda (kyle's GF) : kyle. where should i put the suicide note? *sobs*
Kyle XY : Oh. No. Do not do that. *blank stare*
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Officially the best man on British TV. Chat show host like Trisha, Ricky Lake, etc. Much better! Jeremy Kyle deals with life situations and always tells it how it is. The most perfect man ever.
Girl1: "Did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night?"
Girl2: "Yeahh I cant believe that guy cheatin on her husband with her sister."
Girl1: "Yeah me too! But Jeremy Kyle sorted it out!"
Girl2: "Wow, yeah. I wish every guy was that honest."
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Kyle Ohara is known to be rentons most verbal beast and also rentons most sexiest man
The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
He only eats pussy. He hates eating ass more than anything that's ever existed in the universe.
A guy who knows nothing about football
Kyle Maynard: Liverpool won 1-0
Gus: shut up kyle you know nothing about football why don't you go die or something
Kyle: lol