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toast is an amazing person :). a toast is a kind and caring person who is someone you really might want to meet in your life
i really wish toast was in my life <3
Short for Tower of Annoyingly Simple Trials in the game JToH.
Hey Shitass. Wanna see me speedrun ToAST.
Shitass: *Uses Vertical Mobility*
Ginger, very fat, racist and gets angry
Your having a toast moment right now
“i really brushed my teeth with that toast last night if u know what i mean.”
A piece of bread that you put in the toaster and it goes crispy, golden brown colour and it makes a crunch when you bite into it. You can add all sorts of things on your toast, like Nutella, Vegimite any flavoured Jam, and all sorts of other toppings. Even stack it up with MORE toast! That’s even CRUNCHIER!
Character 1: That toast looks delicious :)
Character 2: Well if you’d wish to, go try some!
Character 1: Sure thing :D
Character 2: :)
Toast is not just when you toast bread for a sandwich. Its the highest burn you could give. Its way above roast.
Thrive On Awkward Situations Today. Take advantage of your awkward moments. When you do something totally awkward in front of someone, follow it up with something even more awkward and lasting friendship will inevitably follow. Also can be used as an adjective to describe this kind of situation; "Dude, that was totally TOAST."
Guy: Ooh when's the baby coming?
Gal: I'm not pregnant. I'm fat.
Guy: (Stands awkwardly for a moment, then belches loudly.)
Gal: You're really awkward.
Guy: TOAST.
*lifelong friendship ensues.*