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The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)
friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.
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the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.
... no ... really... you dont understand
the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul
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Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"
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Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam is freakin amazin! I have it for Wii, it f-n' rox! i created my own dude and he rox i used to have it but traded it in, i got a new one 2 days ago i used to be a sensei on my 1st one, but now im a champion on my new one ( CHAMPION IS A LITTLE LOWER THAN SENSEI, either one or 2 levels difference ) you should buy it NOW!!!!!!
me: Dude, you Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam?
Dude: Nah man, I heard it's awesome though.
me: It is, go buy it nigga.
Dude: I'll ask my mom.
me: You better!
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You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)
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A nigga thats got on some shoes that look so dumb on tha nigga that it seems as
if Tony Danza would or already has worn the shoes.
"Yo nigga, check out that nigga Mike's shoes!"
"Ahaha, that's one Tony Danza shoes wearin ass nigga right there!"
Mike:" Fuck you guys...
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