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When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.
Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
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Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.
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Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."
" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer
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It is a name for a persone with a high-pitched voice who always ends up in shit. This word is derived from the lovable character, Pikachu, with his high pitched voice and a turd as a person who always gets into shit.
Blond: <laughing hysterically> ah shit, my mom caught me again trying to have sex in their bed
Friend: You are such a Pika-turd, you keep on getting in the same shit. And stop laughing like a prick!
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a term of slight annoyance with someone you like enough to call turd
Oi turd fucker, dont fart in my face!
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Slang for a male homosexual
Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!
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A turd that is in composition at least 60% liquid.
Ol' BJ killed my grass with his aqua turd.
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