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dank unicorn

Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns

You are a dank unicorn.

by Dickdick62 October 21, 2017


Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 02, 2018


Ruby's unicorn horn

How ruby practices her deep throating skills and educates others over "snapchat"

Have you seen Ruby's unicorn horn

by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 26, 2017


Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024


Upright unicorn

When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's

James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.

by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024


Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)

Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.

by DT Smith March 27, 2008


Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.

Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.

by JewSlayer69420 September 04, 2021