Cool, special and unique, but not to be confused with cutting unicorns
You are a dank unicorn.
Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!
How ruby practices her deep throating skills and educates others over "snapchat"
Have you seen Ruby's unicorn horn
When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
When a man inserts a sounding rod into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a not and preform the Upright unicorn on Facebook Live.
Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.