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soggy waffles

A soft- unskilled group of people.

man those guys are all soggy waffles

by clerkgemgyve September 21, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle fuck

1. Having sexual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: He's into kinky shit, like waffle fucking.
2. An alternate term for "what the fuck?".
example: Waffle fuck is going on?

I just lost my waffle fuck virginity last night!

by boogerfeed February 25, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Qwaf Waffle

A person that has annoyed you to a point where you want to name them the worst posible thing. A Qwaf Waffle is the air giving way out of a vag as a girl is sitting down for breakfast.

Dude shut the fuck up you Qwaf Waffle!

by Alvahito February 26, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fart Waffle

Similar to "sharting"

When passing gas a secretive, more solid waste form is also released... creating a shit-fart aka Fart Waffle.
The Fart Waffle can only happen when wearing underwear, as pressure is needed to create the perfect shape of excrement.

"I must use the facilities before I fart waffle..."

"You should have seen that fart waffle..."

"Welp, I've created a fart waffle."

"Wha... is that a fart waffle?"

by XSmiles June 29, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


waffle twat

a vagina shaped as a waffle its like almost like twat waffle but that is when your vagina shoots out waffles!

i just a girls waffle twat mmmm was it tasty like kaitlyns.

by rachel.meows.in.bed May 24, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


stroop waffle

a sex position where both people lie on top of each other like two stroop waffles in a package. no one moves.

we stroop waffle forever last night. while we listened to she won't let me fuck.

by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wyoming Waffle

A sexual term used to describe when you skew a hot waffle iron onto your girlfriend's vaginal opening, piss on it thus electrocuting her causing a massive orgasm. Defecating on her afterward is optional.

Guy 1: I totally Wyoming Waffle'd my girlfriend last night!

Guy 2: Awesome!

Guy 1: Too bad it killed her.

by ufgaddnhmgeryrt December 6, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž