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Typically bartenders married to the bar's owner and older divorced women, war horses are a special breed. They have years of experience under their belt and are always looking for more. You can recognize them by their cock-trodden faces. They still have a hot body but beware of surgery, c-sections, old boyfriend's name tattoos, and huge meat drapes
"Yo I think that war horse would definitely eat your asshole"
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war driving = Drive around in a car, searching for wifi networks, and hack them!
Tools:
Net Stumbler
Air Snort
Bobby age 7 aka. leet haxor111
Timmy age 5 aka. iwubducks
AIM Uber Haxor! chat room 122234243233
leet haxor111: yo wuby wanna go war driving!?!
iwubducks: of course, you get your pimpin golf cart workin?
leet haxor111: yeeeeaaa!!!
iwubducks: shaaweet!
1 hour 32 minutes later...
Bobby, and Jimmy got charged with speeding, wifi hacking, and reckless driving.
Bobby and Jimmy are now in jail for their whole life
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2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.
Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."
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The war between the two greatet civilizations in the world at the time, the United States and the Soviet Union. In which the United States won because they were faster and advancing technology, and had the courage to keep going.
Woman who just had birth: how's my baby?
United States Cold War doctor: He is fine, and yet another brave soldier in the fight against communism *looks head up at an angle then stares proudly*
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1) in 1938 an AM radio broadcast announced that aliens were taking over the country. People didn't realize it was a joke (even though they made it clear in the beginning of it) so there was chaos like, everywhere. People began flooding the streets screaming, kids were pulled out of school, people tried to cross the border. Some people even commited suicide because they thought it was the end of the world.
2) a book written in the late 1800's, it was made into a movie in 2006 or 2007 i think basically about aliens taking over.
j;akdfj;adfj i cant think of an example : war of the worlds. yupp
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1. An effort by many Democrats to suppress the constitutional rights -- namely freedom of speech -- of certain women when they dislike their political leanings. This includes using government agencies such as the IRS, FBI, OSHA and others, under the Obama Administration, to harass and intimidate female conservatives or Tea Party affiliated women, especially if they are Caucasian.
2. An effort by Leftists and many Democrats to viciously slander any conservative or Republican female candidate -- for example, adding slurs and hate words to Mia Love's Wikipedia page, and saying Sarah Palin is a stupid bimbo who needs to eat shit, etc.
3. The mindset of many of the Democrat establishment that most women are non-thinking horndogs who can't control their libidos (e.g. the Obamacare "OMG he's hot" ads in Colorado) and only care about what goes on from their waist down when voting (e.g. the "Vote like your lady parts depend on it" from the Obama re-election campaign).
1. Since Kate joined an organization promoting tax reform, responsible government spending and less government, she has been visited by the FBI four times and been harassed by the IRS in the Obama Administration's war on women.
2. A woman-lead organization advocating against voter fraud was targeted and harassed by a Democratic congressman and others, because it had many conservatives. Later, her bio was slandered.
3. Upon asking why I should vote Democrat this election, I was told that if I didn't, Republicans would take all of my vaginal rights away and outlaw abortion, birth control, and maybe even sex in general. How stupid and gullible do they take me for?
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