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The art of getting your photo taken with a non-willing participant, usually a member of the opposite sex or a celebrity that is far too busy to be posing with people like YOU.
Big Gay AL-"Hey look, there's David Beckham trying not to get noticed"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
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To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.
"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."
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A phrase used to describe something that is too cool to be described with simply the word cool.
The phrase originates from sonic underground.
dude 1: Have you played sonic generations yet?
dude 2: Ya man, it's way past cool!
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When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.
Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.
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An accident which occurs in the act of hooking up in which the male inadvertently fingers the female's anus when he was trying to finger the vagina. The male often has no idea he has made the mistake until the female brings it to his attention.
My boyfriend was so drunk last night he pulled a Wrong Way Robinson on me...he accidentally fingered my butt-hole.
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The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.
That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.
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A five way group sex position with four guys and one girl. One guy lays down on his back, and the girl lays face up on top of him and he puts his penis in her ass hole. The next guy kneels and puts his penis in her vagina. The third guy straddles the girls chest, and thrusts her tits. (ample breasts are a must) The fourth and final guy puts his penis in the girl's mouth. Somewhat of a tricky position to master.
"Dude, if you bring Matt, I'll bring Steve and we'll Policy Five Way that bitch."
"Oh I would fuck all four of them... Policy Five Way?"
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