Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."

Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.

wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear

Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.

wet copperhead

When you are making out with a girl and you wet your finger then swipe your finger through the Crack of her as

Billy: dude I gave Anna a wet copperhead last night while we were making out and she went crazy and started sucking me for 30 minutes.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.

wet banter

Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck

"Wet banter that like"

"Your banter is wet"

Wet candle

Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.

“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”

wet grinder

when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye

hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder

1👍 1👎