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Snorting drugs dissolved in water.
Damn my dude, wet railing that half a strip got me faded...
Taking your index finger, sticking it up your ass, and then putting it in another person's ear.
It is similar to a wet willy, except with shit on your finger instead of saliva, which shares a similar color with the steak on Philly cheesesteaks (hence its name).
John- "I totally just gave Janet a wet philly!"
Billy- "No fucking way dude let's go!!! #ftb"
1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
When you are making out with a girl and you wet your finger then swipe your finger through the Crack of her as
Billy: dude I gave Anna a wet copperhead last night while we were making out and she went crazy and started sucking me for 30 minutes.
John: damn bro I need to give Beth a wet copperhead my duck has been dry for 3 weeks.
Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck
"Wet banter that like"
"Your banter is wet"
Wet candle is the act in which a women or man fucks a man for so hard and long the penis becomes wet and blistered from friction.
“Bro my dick hurts from the wet candle I got last night.”
when a girl gets a grinder wets it and puts on your dick and turns it on and your dick goes bye bye
hey bro chloe the bitch gave me a wet grinder
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