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Anna Nicole Smith: I want pink on the walls, and leopard on the ceiling.
Anna Nicole Smith: Friiillly PPPiiinkk
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Anna Nicole Smith is some lady who married an eighty year old amish person with old timers just to get 250 million $$. Not for love. Money. You dont friggen marry someone and spend the rest of your life with them so you can get those new Jimmy fucken choos... oops, getting off track.
On The honey moon: While grandpa drooled and tried to get a boner, Anna Nicole Smith got breast implants, a face lift, orange paint spewed all over her, a dye job, new jimmy choos, a rainbow dildo (since her lover ran out of viagara), and a kid from Tanzania
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A women who's known for shameful sexing drug taking ways
a gold digger who married an old rich man than the slut inherited his money while his rghtful heirs get none.
And left her baby (because of a drug over dose) behind with people who know they'll have possession of the money until she becomes an adult
Anna Nicole Smith is a selfish mother because she left her baby behind, a pill popping slut, and a gold digger, whom never the less is appreciate by young school aged white girls. women get bad reputations as sluts(not that I'm stereotyping but it's just common)Black ,
but you can see see girls gone wild commercials'
and the 'Next(tv series)'on mtv. where that girl said that she liked to urinate in public
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After engaging in a doppleganger maneuver on a girl during doggy style sex you do not wash the hand that was in her ass. You then procede to go to a family function with her and as soon as possible you shake her fathers hand with the unclean hand that was inside his daughters ass. Walk right up to him and say "Hello Mr Smith!"
I couldnt believe my luck when my girlfriend's asshole father ate chips and dip right after I gave him a Hello Mr Smith!
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One of the most successful high school football teams ever. Because of their success Smith Center has gained national recognition several times in the past few years. Many people believe the Redmen abuse steroids and continue to perpetuate that rumor. However those people are typically whiney crybaby bitch-boys who are tired of getting beaten by the awesome fury that is the Redmen. In fact if those people spent as much time practicing, lifting weights, and studying game films as they spend making excuses and sucking each other off they might win a game every once in a while. Ironically, Smith Center's boys basketball team (made up of many football players) was for years among the worst in the league. Thereby refuting the steroids argument. Many teams accuse the Redmen of "playing dirty" and intentionally hurting opponents by "hitting too hard". But it turns out that football is a CONTACT SPORT and hitting is actually part of the game. If those teams wanted to play touch football (clothes optional) they should have formed their own pansy ass league.
Guy 1: Dude, the Smith Center Redmen only win because they're on steroids.
Guy 2: Doesn't that mean that everyone who's beaten them is also on steroids?
Guy 1: No, the teams that beat the Redmen do so because they work hard.
Guy 2: But the Redmen work hard too, they lift weights and train all year around. They adhere to a code of conduct and honor and are taught to work together. You can't just chalk it up to steroids.
Guy 1: No, they're just on steroids.
Guy 2: You're a fucking idiot.
Guy 1: Making excuses is easier than working hard.
Guy 2: Being a Redman is easier than being a pussy.
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the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.
friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped
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Most Badass person in the world!!! Sexy ass Lesbian!! Best kisser in the world! Everyone wants her!!! :P
Kickass Treasure Tishanne Smith
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