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v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.
Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.
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Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.
"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."
"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"
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A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.
X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!
Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.
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The creepy guy you know who wears obnoxiously tight pants. This is to hide the fact he secretly has a vagina, because his penis is that small. He’s also weirdly touchy feely and is known to make pedofelic insuations.
Girl: Omg I want to bang him
Long Dick Dylan: I want to bang you
Girl: You’re 25
Long Dick Dylan: And you’re 11 so what?
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Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!
The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!
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The place where Hyunjin from Stray Kids goes
It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time
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General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.
Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!
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