Random
Source Code
Random
One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations.
Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day.
Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC.
Person #2: Why are we friends?
The smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics.
Dude1: "Did you know that plank time is the smallest span of time able to be measured according to physics? I learned it from urban dictionary."
Dude2: *BITCHSLAP* "You are such a worthless tool."
The hours and days preceding the deadline to pay taxes to the Big Homey. An uptick in armed robberies typically occurs during this period.
Loco: Fuck man! I owe the Big Homey a couple Gs by Friday!
Lucifer: C'mon, You know what to do! It's Tax Time! Go pull a lick on the Stop and Rob on Broadway!
Boy Time is when a group of brothers or "homeboys" hang or chill. They have lots of fun together without any girls or "sisters". Boy Time is the most important part of becoming besties with your bros.
"Yo Kev when are we meeting up for boy time?" "No sweet respected girl, you can't come to boy time, it is for brothers only. I will hang out with you another time i pinky promise."
Panic! at the discos best song, and also their first song. crazyyy right.
me: have you heard of the song 'time to dance'?
Person: have I heard it? time to dance is the og song. SHOTGUN WEDDING SHOTGUN WEDDING
When Ras asked you for slime porn at 12 AM
Rasy asked me for more slime porn at 12 looks like it's Rasy time again
The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.
"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."