Fuck You I Work Here

telling someone to fuck off that you work at this establishment.

This is the glenview house, fuck you i work here.
I'm the "Squirrel," fuck you I work here.

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I don't love you anymore

You don't know when it happened, you noticed it over time, maybe it was something you saw or heard, but u realized it, you don't love them anymore. You did, at some point, but not now, probably never again. You hate giving this person the false hope of your love, you know they deserve better, you come to terms and accept the fact that you don't love this person anymore.

I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore.

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I know where you live

Something everybody on the Internets wants to find out.

I know where you live motherfucker. You're gonna pay for every single negative comment you've left on my blog!

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i love you than the sun, my moon.

Well, its an another way of telling "i love you but, the sun has risen. Goodbye, my moon." If your partner said that to you, OHMY! Goodluck to you being single. ≡(▔﹏▔)≡

And, you can use that if you're gonna be leaving them for another guy. The sun represents your other partner which is the guy who is the reason why you're gonna leave him. And, the moon is your main partner. GOOOOODLUCK

" You: I love you than the sun, my moon."

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So I heard you like cheese.

So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.

Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.

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I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

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under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it

Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

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