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similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!
Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
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Meet expectations. Achieve a required standard.
That dose of induction agent is not going to lube the dog’s arse.
Used by young people in the UK to describe the action of workers of the Royal Mail postage service of the UK being lazy and greedy. This term refers to the expression below, showing how little people like how bad their postage services are.
They charged me 16 quid extra for my Mr Beast merch. They can shove their stamping machines up their flaccid arse hole.
A bottom where things can be shoved in like a bike rack
That chicks got a bike rack arse
Billie: Fuckoff cunt, i'll fuck you up.
Random old man: Fucken teens, i'll fuck your arse if you call me that one more time
Australian cocktail made from Bundy sarsaparilla (root beer will do), Frangelico liqueur for the desired effect, lots of ice, and anything else plausible that's lying around. Also known as Fran's SARS.
"Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? You been taking St Fran's Arse again?"
The act of telling somebody to suck your ass.
"Hey you, can you please succ my arse?" said Jack