flaming asian

1. the balance art of dancing like your on fire and yelling out random words perferably a way to kill akward silance between one another

2. when you stand up and put your arms in the air swaying them back and forth and yelling whoo alot of times; a great way to live up the party

Uriah- man this club is so boring

Andre- huh i know rite

Uriah- im about to get it poppin time to dothe flaming asian

Andre- your such a prune

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Asian Eyes

When a man places his ball sack onto another's eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or "slit".

When Jimmy passed out at the party Gerry gave him asian eyes!

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Salty Asian

one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty

Alexa Wolff is a salty asian

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Fake Asian

Someone who has one caucasian parent and another parent of Asian descent.

E.g. Natalie Chapman is Fake Asian

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Asian Orange

1.The chemical substance that kills all plant life in an area of a jungle valley.

2. Chemical substance sprayed in North Viet-nam by the U.S. Air Force to kill all plant life in the jungles.

Maj. Benson flew over Norht Viet-nam and sprayed Asian Orange over the rain forest

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I'm not Asian -.-

something most non-Asians say who are mistakenly thought of as "Asians" say to correct others and their friends of their own non-Asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an "Unamused" or "Asian Face" emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amusement or glare is put on as the non-Asian corrects their peer(s).

Matt: "Asian Face -_-"
Jeff: "I'm not Asian -.-"
Roger: "He is clearly not Asian"
Andrew: "He's Filipino"
Jeff: "Thank You!
Matt: "...You look Asian"
Jeff: "I'M NOT ASIAN! -.-"

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Asian Blowjob

The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".

Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."

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