Nice on the outside mean on the in he might look all nice and lovey but he's not yall ever listen to that song cowboy Casanova by Carrie underwood that's the definition of Austin
Random dude: hey who's that guy that bashed out my window
Guy 2: oh you don't know Austin
Slong dong sucking fag who wears Trans clothes at the shopping mart with a cucumber in his ass while beating his dick
Austin stole my cucumber put it in his ass and beat his dick
Puts cucumber in his ass and fucks a cantaloupe
Austin stole my cucumber and fucked my cantaloupe
A dumb teen boy, who eats sicks and rocks and mud. Most likely doesn't care about the government, really needs a hug. Often feels stupid, ugly, but pretends it doesn't bother him. He's not very smart, but he'll fuck you up if you're mean to bugs.
Yo, Austin is sooo similar to that cavetown song. LIke, he's the exact desc.
Austin. Austin is a snake. 🐍. He is the worst person I have ever met. He treated my friend like shat and was so mean. Every Austin I have met was crusty, and rude!
Austin was being crusty today!