Ugly Naked Body Syndrome

The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.

Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
John: Naw man, I was just with her the other day, she's got Ugly Naked Body Syndrome.

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body like a coke bottle.

big breast, skinny waist, and big ass.

"body like a coke bottle."
like in the song: Lol Smiley Face. by Trey songs.

Go to my page and follow and if you got a body like a coke bottle,

Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,

LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face

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reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

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Heavy body armour kink

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.

yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...

Pick your body up

Pick your body up mean to sit up straight

Sean pick your body up from the desk and read the room

get off my body

When someone is pressing you too much and your LIKE BRO get off my body. It can also be used when a girl is stalking you and being so flipping annoying.

Girl: Ur funny, ugly, and hot (25 times every day for the last 5 months)

GUY: GET OFF MY BODY OMG

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pain is weakness leaving the body

A saying of the US Marines

The more pain a Marine endures, the stronger he becomes.

If a Marine feels pain after working out, it means he had a good workout and physical weakness is leaving his body.

protester: "ouch my lungs hurt from smoking pot, and my arms hurt from holding this protest sign."

Marine: "Pain is weakness leaving the body."

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