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When a middle aged man is looking for a lady friend from the baby boomer generation.
My friend is going out tonight to go boomer hunting.
The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
jacob watson. the greatest boomer ever.
person 1: i can’t decide who the greatest boomer is!
Person 2: obviously it’s the boomer queen, Jacob Watson!
And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.
- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?
generation of individuals born in 2020 and beyond
Ron and Tammy got bored during quarantine and decided to have a covid boomer
What we call babies born in 2021, when a pandemic due to COVID-19 happened in 2020 and everyone was locked up at home or "quarantined", in result sexual activities arose in a home setting or backseat of a car or some wilderness escape trip to some national park (because this was still considered "social-distancing") between partners and created babies and shit. You get the gist. They may have been wearing masks...but i guess condoms weren't as important.
Did you see Kevin's new baby?!
Oh yeah, you mean his COVID-boomer(s)?
Yes, dude I know so many COVID-boomers, it's crazy!
When an older person is using a video chat platform like Zoom, but only their forehead is visible because they don't know to angle their camera correctly.
Mr. Crawford's a total boomer forehead on Zoom during class every day.