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a 'panama city speed bump' is where you have a girl in a car. she's on top. right before climax you look her dead in the eye and say "i'm sorry but i have insert disgusting STD". she quickly jumps. knocking herself unconcious on the roof of the car. while unconcious..you nut on her face and throw sand all over her, already cum covered, face.
dude...we we're ridin' hard until i gave her the panama city speed bump..
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When your partner inadvertently or un wantedly tickles and or penetrates your anus with one or more fingers.
"Yo yo baby stop! I aint into no K-west finger bump"!
Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.
After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"
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Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness
The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.
So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.
Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"
I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"
You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!
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An expression, native to playas, to describe their activities. Origins: early 21st century, possibly a combination of the songs "Bumpin' Me Against The Wall" and "Hit 'em Up Style."
"Bump Up Sum Hoez! Bump Up Sum Hoez!"
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(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
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When a female snorts a line of cocaine off of her male sex partner’s erect penis, and then he immediately bends her over to snort a line of cocaine off of her buttocks.
This week end, I performed my first dicksy stick booty bump.
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