The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Poking peoples belly buttons in order to embrace their innies and outties
I participated in the belly button pokes in New Jersey on behalf of belly button pride.
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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that stop at the back of your tongue that activated the gag reflex (if you have one)
gir1: how do i stop myself from gagging when i give a bj!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!
Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
To get better at something.
If someone messes up at work then a manager may say you need to sharpen up your buttons
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.