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So called "heavy" "rock" "band" from Hinesville.
"Oh you mean that shit ass band. Devin suxors both on the guitar and vocals. Sup Mr. Clean. Good Luck anyway."
Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
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Crew change is the process of switching or replacing members of a crew(seafarers) onboard with other members ashore.
While the seafarers from the ship go off board, new members are sent to replace them and continue effective working.
There hasn't been any crew change since the pandemic.
We've been onshore for long now buddy, we need to request for crew change.
The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.
My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.
Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng
Wu Yifan change to Wu Yong Meng
perfection. beauty. ethereally existing. kind heart? yes. an angel.
”thats cho celina chang, she's literally perfect, she's the best."
having sex while youre on the phone and excusing the noise being made with this excuse.
person: hey.
other person: hey... whats that noise?
person: don't mind the noise, just changing the ac water. whats up?