Platty Joobs was the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. Corrie Charlie is the coronation of King Charles III.
Corrie Charlie is a Bank holiday weekend starting on Saturday 6th May (which is mostly why we care about it)
Corrie Charlie is a beautiful reason to hit the beer garden unless it’s a total washout. So on Corrie Charlie, it’s guaranteed to either rain or reign.
Corrie Charlie is like the violin players on the deck of the Titanic as it sinks. The Titanic is Britain, the violinists are trying to keep us SANE, the iceberg was completely avoidable, and the ship’s captains’ are sleazy Tories.
Channelling good vibes this Corrie Charlie, but Suella Braverman heard the word Channel and decided to deport them to Rwanda.
Put the telly on, I wanna see Corrie Charlie.
Out for some Corrie Charlie bevs, I’ll be back later.
Having people round for a Corrie Charlie bash.
How come Ella’s not in this morning?
She’s still hanging from Corrie Charlie.
Ah, fairs.
A fuckin ugly gay dick who sucks matteo off everyday
Man that guy is a real Charlie Osborne
A single, freakishly long hair on your chin.
Friend1: "Whoa dude, did you see that Chin-Charlie Daniel has!"
Friend2: "Yeah man, that's some boss facial hair!"
Charly is a nice guy he held your hand until day fell, he held you tight when you couldn't sleep. Charly is by your side when you need him and when you don't. He will make sure you feeling happy at all times. He will constantly check on you when you are feeling some type of way. Charly is someone you can depend on when you need a shoulder to cry on or just to have around to make you laugh. He buys you flowers for you anniversary, birthday, and just basically any day. Charly is trust worthy you can trust him when he goes out. Charly will have time for you and his family, he will even make sure everyone gets a long with everyone so that there is peace in the world. I don't have words to describe the love I feel for this guy. All I know is if you have a charly who treats you like this make sure to always have him by your side. (even when he has to go away for a while, you know he will be back with more love than expected)
Charly Rios is such a romantic, I can't get him out of my head
Has a massive forehead and loves to finger his own arsehole while watching hardcore porn with his nan.
Have you seen Charlie Shanks over there.
A saucy Asian with 58 total kills on Fortnite and a 0.60 win rate.
He Charlie Wang
A saucy Asian with 58 total kills on Fortnite with a 14 foot dong