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Most commonly affects teenage guys. Only Child Syndrome is a terrifying disease to those who approach the infected. It most commonly infects only children, but in some rare cases people with siblings have been known to have the disease. Symptoms are selfishness, inability to comprehend other people’s feelings, and overall brat-like behaviour. If rejected in any way, for example, a breakup, those who are affected by Only Child Syndrome will most likely isolate themselves in an attempt for attention. Do not, under any condition, pander to these pathetic cries for attention. It’s all for a bit of drama.
Person 1: Mate, Alex told me that I would let him have my phone if I truly loved him!! How lame is that?
Person 2: Ignore him, it’s Only Child Syndrome.
:D happiest kid alive, also goes by the name of Daniel. Tends to come off as a nice boy. But can be a total playaaaa!
Look at that smile daniel! have you been sponsored?! are you now a sponsor child!?
When u succ ur bumhole so hard your partner gives birth through their nose.
Random living objects belonging to children who have died within the last six months.
The mother was shocked as several tons of child's ren flew out of the room after the funeral.
An incredibly handsome individual who dresses well and is loved by all
Courtney: "Oh hot DAMN! Adam is a fine street child"
When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.
Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.
A person who has similar symptoms to that of an Only Child but is not necessarily an only child. Generally they are quiet, sensible and mature for their age, serious, kind, shy and slightly awkward, and don't get bored easily. This condition typically onsets in adolescence. It is difficult to imagine an only-child type living and interacting with a sibling, even if they do actually have a sibling.
1. "No way, dude, Emily has a sister? She's such an only-child type though!"
2. "Yeah, I knew you didn't have any siblings, you're an only-child type."