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Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 16, 2011


Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023


Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

by Pushed a little too hard December 3, 2018


cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it

I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.

by SirJalen February 23, 2017


Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made

Whew, I am as clean as a rat!

by Qorptocx January 5, 2019


clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it

Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office

by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013


Clean cut

Neo Nazis who don't play golf are clean cut. A lot of black guys who also don't play golf are clean cut. Since when is there a connection between being clean cut and playing golf, or looking like you belong on a golf course?

The hitman was clean cut, but his hands weren't clean.

by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020