Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

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Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

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cold honkey

A cool,hip,dope ass fly white boy

Cold honkey - He walk in with a fine hoe on each hip. Everyone says that's a cold ass honkey

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cold test

testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt

bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"

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Cold Weed

Having to stop smoking weed completely at once and not in moderation. A variation of cold turkey.

Boss: We are going to start drug testing every day.
Worker: Aww shit I'm gonna have to stop cold weed.

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Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

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Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

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