While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.
masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job
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A penis after it's been in more than 5 vaginitises
Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority
Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3
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A gay euphemism for running to commit suicide and being triggered at the same time.
Person one: Whatβs up?
Person two: Not much, just dragging the corn.
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A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.
Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.
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The corn husks invariably stuck betwixt your teeth after eating corn on the cob that tickle your tongue and drive you crazy until you finally floss them out. The part of corn that never makes it to your poop.
I gotta floss! These damned corn ticklers are driving me nuts.
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During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.
Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.
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When a female has inadequate falatio skills and instead of sucking on the penis she runs her lips up and down the shaft while nibbling and licking.
"Man, I ordered a Korean prostitute and all she was doing was eatin corn."
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