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if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.
A used and abused floppy vagina.
Damn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite Disney movie Dumbo. That shit was rode hard n put away wet.
When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out
Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy
A slang term for fried cow vagina. A specialty meat consumed primarily in the American southwest.
Hell yeah, Hank, come on down! We just got back from the butcher and we're fryin' up some cowboy donuts!
Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.
“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”
The team that chokes in the playoffs every year (In the first or 2nd round). Every year, they say “we dem boyz, this is our year” after beating a bunch of bad teams and then next thing you know, they choke in the playoffs. The last time they made the NFC championship was 1996. Since then, Jalen Hurts was born (1998), grew up, learned to play football, played for Alabama and Oklahoma, and played in the NFL for 3 season and made the NFC championship on his third season. The cowboys are so bad that all of this happened since they last made the NFC championship.
The Dallas Cowboys lost to 49ers in the Divisional Round.
When you let a girl suck on your Dak and you Zeke on her face.
After the big game Sunday I gave my girl a Dallas cowboy!