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The millennial pop culture phenomena of sending photos of one's fecal matter to their friends or acquaintances in return for the social affirmation they so desperately desire.
"Bro, did you see Josh's crap snap? That thing was a monster."
The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
put that shit on the crap desk dog
A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".
Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.
Bringing shit back to the base
We have been crap canning in DRG all night