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Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
You stole my Crap Bag present!
A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.
Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.
A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.
"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"
Taking a dump while reading the Bible.
Tim: I took a crap at church last Sunday .
Sarah: HOLY CRAP!!
Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling
Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf