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A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?
Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.
She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!
The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.
God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.
1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.
2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.
3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.
I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
crush karma- the affect when you keep you crush a secret from someone, symptoms are getting embarrassed in from of your crush or your crush doing something bad to you.
If you don't tell me who you like you will get crush karma.
A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
At what time will your "Crushing of the Shell" be starting?