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Dick Points

The closest thing to a measurement of the size of ones ego or E-penis. However, dick points are completely subjective and therefore completely and utterly useless.

Dick points can also be used to insult trolls.

Example one:

Guy1: Hey check it out I have 67800 dick points!

Guy2: So fucking what?

Guy1: LOL you must like have 3

Guy2: So? I dont give a flying shit

Guy1: LOL stfu n00b

Guy2: Seriously whats wrong with you?

Example two:

Guy1: OMG i cnt belive how much of a n00b u r!!!!!!1111

Guy2: Wow, you must have so many dick points if they where converted into currency you'd be the richest man alive.

by Dintastic October 9, 2008


Shick Dick

Clean shaved penis and genital area.

Yo I heard you had a shick dick!
Who told you that?
That chick you fucked last night

by Ebok8 June 25, 2009


Dick Harrison

Dick Harrison is the Man, The Myth and The Legend in the history genre and with great knowlege about humanity.
Also known as The Dick.

Damn that's Dick Harrison

by GrumpyYahoo February 11, 2021


brillo dick

1. when one's dick is so hairy it resembles a brillo pad

2. when one's dick is raw because of constant sex, masturbation or a combination of the two

1. I really need to trim my brillo dick it looks like I could do the dish with my dick

2.
Girl: Why is you dick so red?
Boy: Same reason your downstairs mix up is so red

by theTSMilitia July 31, 2008


Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016


dicking and balling

Wasting a lot more time than simply "dicking" around, particularly on the job...

"You guys have been dicking and balling around here all morning, now get your asses in gear and get something done !"

by rubberweiner March 6, 2020


Dick Mane

A ring of loose skin around the head of a penis left as a result of a semi circumcision that resembles a lion’s mane.

That guy named Dave that I went out on a date with last night totally had a Dick Mane. His cock looked like a sexier version of Mufasa.

by MrGraves86 May 27, 2019