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When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be
“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”
The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat
I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!
when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"
when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw
"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"