chinese dirt water

Tea

James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!

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Oklahoma dirt devil

When a female farts into the belly button of a male, turns around and sucks it out with her mouth

I was at the strip club and that bitch gave me an Oklahoma dirt devil

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Dirt Road Accent

A deep Southern accent and lexicon that only can only be achieved by living on a dirt road.

"That dauwg'll hundt" said Randy Clay said with a dirt road accent.

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Do not eat that dirt

A reverse psychology trick Edd used on Ed.

Edd: Listen carefully. Do not eat that dirt.

Ed: (looks at the pile of dirt and chuckles... then starts wolfing down the dirt).

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dirt farmer

a slave, lol..............

The dirt farmers wore things on their heads.

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celestial dirt nap

Another euphemism for death.

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.

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Dirt Button Bugaloo

Much like clam slapping yet with B-holes.
Very similar to muff mashing except you use your shit hatch.
Think of the Twat Taco Tuesday Watoosi but replace the Twat tacos with Brown Corn Ports

Jill wasn't excommunicated because she only partook in the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

Pregnancy wasn't an option, and my purity ring shone bright that night with the Lord's light, so we commenced with the Dirt Button Bugaloo.

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