Eating Bark

It’s like life, it tastes like dirt.

My life is like eating bark.

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Eats Ass!

Anything that is enjoyable.

Tiger King eats ass! It's the best thing on Netflix!

Yo. I ate hella ass last night!

Your fit be eating ass fam! No cap!

Just finished watching Batman and Robin. That movie eats my ass it's so good!

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eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

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Rage Eat

When you get high and start eating munchies, you have a rage eat.

Dude, I had such a big rage eat the last time I got high.

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rage-eat

In Call of Duty, when the kids on the other team are sweating so fucking hard that you proceed to eat your Advanced Warfare disc cover.

Jaguar: I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE DROPSHOTTING SQUEAKERS!! *rage-eats his cover*

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sleep eat

an annoying room mate who wakes in the middle of the night to eat cheese or other condiments while still asleep ergo "sleep eat"

house mate ; hmmmnmmnn

other; dude shut the fuck up go back to bed !!!
house mate hummnmmnyumn
other; dude!!!, kicks house mate sayin "fucking sleep eat"

house mate; wakes up and says "what im in bed leave me alone"

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eat the crumbs

To continue eating out a girl after she orgasms

When Alex made Jessica come he just kept eating. He was going to eat the crumbs.

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