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I get stoned to ease the pain.
It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.
the coolest people on the planet. they pwn your face. get over it.
those fall out boy rock boardies are fucking amazing! nuff said.
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Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
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National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.
Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!
Another way of saying you fell in love with someone "head over heels".
Pierre was falling butt over boots for Marie.
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To be completely used and then ditched by a date. Derived from romp.com
Theo found himself tossed over the falls after the girls he invited to the party found someone cooler to hang out with there.
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When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?
Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.
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