Jacksonville trench foot

When ones feet have a light, slightly offensive odor after showering.

"I was finna stay and have some rice but she got that Jacksonville trench foot so ima head out. Wouldn't trust her cookin now, either."

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FOOT HEAVY CAKE

A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."

You want to complete Dark souls, FOOT HEAVY CAKE.

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double foot fuck

Simultaneous foot jobs whilst two people sit across from each other. A mutual massage with the feet.

Some dudes on the interwebs are into that double foot fuck. Eww.

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foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.

Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.

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Fifty Foot Fakeout

When a girl appears to be hot from a distance, but when u see her up close, she isn't hot at all

Man 1: See that girl over there? She's totally smoking.
Man 2: No dude, it's fifty foot fakeout
Man 1: (Looks thru binoculars) Aww yea, she's nasty :' (

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Irish Foot Snap

This is very similar to the traditional game “Snap” except instead of trying to get all of the cards you are trying to get rid of all your cards.

All the cards are dealt to all the players and they are kept face down. No one is allowed to look at his or her cards. Going clockwise each player plays his or her top card by placing it face up in the centre. Each player plays one card at a time. As cards are being played you say the card values in numerical order, e.g. Ace, 2, 3, 4, 5 and so on… Trust me, it makes sense in a moment!
If what was said was laid on the pile, everybody must “snap” the pile by slapping their hand on top of the pile and keep it there.
The last player to snap the pile must take the pile and place it at the bottom of their own pile.

With Irish Foot Snap..the rules are similar with one small difference ...follow as above but instead of "snapping" with your hands you stand in a cirlce laying the cards on the floor and when you snap you do so with your feet......Irish Foot Snap

Phil carrie chloe Sarah Georgia and Fran invented Irish foot snap after a particularly expensive sunday night at the ironstone miner in guisbrough

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alaskan foot race

when in the brief moments of post-ejaculation, you begin punching your female partner in the face and yelling "GO" until she proceeds to get up and run for her life.

man: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO (one punch per word)
woman: OMFG STOP PLEASE OMG YOU'RE A MONSTER
man: ITS THE ALASKAN FOOT RACE BITCH RUN

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